The other night...

...I saw my nephew trying to breast-feed his stuffed reindeer.

Bad News, Good News

Bad News:

On my way up to the office today, I saw a cockroach on it's back with its legs still twinging...eeehck...creepy little things.

Good News:

We have new urinals and toilets in the bathroom!

Next place to work...

Over in South Carolina.

When I grow up...

...I want to be a...